What's hhhhhappening, hhhhhot stuuuuff?

Let's see, where to start on the ketching up. So, a couple of weeks ago, my vehicle was 'stolen' by a group of drunken chickies from the Warehouse District valet service. The valet service was mostly to blame as they just gave a vehicle away to a bunch of drunkies who described a dark colored Jeep Cherokee and squealed that they lost their keys, so what does the Valet dude do? He says 'no prob' and goes to search the parked vehicles for one that matches their description. He gives them my vehicle, I watch in dismay (I clearly should have thrown my body in front of the vehicle and stopped this but I was doubtful that it could be my vehicle that was being given away and I was also in part shock) and when the car takes off down the street and I look to see it was in fact my license plate, I shook my head and tap said valet dude's shoulder and tell him he just gave my vehicle away. His eyes pop wide and he throws me his phone to call the cops. Oh. Ok. I call the ...