Sorry Roger, you tiger now!

I can't get over that commercial. Love it. I randomly spew out tattoo artist's line all the time now. So, I went walking around the mall yesterday to unwind some during lunch (stress is the word of the week... trust) and after walking into the stores I always walk through on a regular to see if I find a good bargain, I find that 'Rave' is sucking me in so I walk in (against my better judgement which tells me that this store is far too young for a chicky like me) and immediately, there is this cute lil Asian girl (who works there) who greets me. Now, when I say little, I mean, she has an adjusted little person voice to go with her possibly 4'8 stature. The girl was eerily little but she made me happy w/her chirpy greeting and little stature so I immediately wanted to prop her up on my right shoulder and make her my 'good angel' but I realize this would be patronizing, so I did not. She goes on to tell me that the store is closing so everything in the store...