A day (or two or three) in the life of...

Harms, I forgot to tell you! That's what I was going to say earlier. When I was walking around the mall, I got you's someting! You'll be happy. You're one of the easiest people to pick things up for. I tell anyone that who asks me what to get you. I'm always like " Are you kidding me ? She just likes STUFF in general, anything that can stimulate any of her senses or even better, a couple of them at the same time.". You're easy like Sunday morning. Will give you this weekend. Remind me. "Where's my stuff Clussy? Gimme my stuff please." [snickering]

Hi Michael Copon. I'm Clussy. Saw you on One Tree Hill and... ok, ok, I didn't watch your show but I hear it's great and that you're a, er, big talent on the show. I'd like you to meet me on my casting couch so we can talk about a role for you... with me.. on my show... when I get one.

Holy Mother of .... This man is looking at me w/the look. I think he likes me... It must be my studious nature that is drawing him in.

Man of the day... In all due credit though, I found him on La Queen Sucia's site and fell in love there. If I started a calendar of hot men, he'd be February, or July.. or maybe just calendar of him.

Um, thanks to Jems, I went and looked up Dieux du Stade and though I had to weed through a few gay pron sites, I found the nekked French rugby players calendar shots. Holy smokes Jems, they's pretty! Am I now officially a dirt bird? tweet tweet!

perspicuous adj : (of language) transparently clear; easily understandable; "writes in a limpid style"; "lucid directions"; "a luculent oration"- Robert Burton; "pellucid prose"; "a crystal clear explanation"; "a perspicuous argument" [syn: limpid , lucid , luculent , pellucid , crystal clear ] per·spic·u·ous ( P ) Pronunciation Key (p r-sp k y - s) adj. Clearly expressed or presented; easy to understand.

I went yesterday to take my driving test (um, license was expiring today and I figured, why not wait till the last possible second to go get my license renewed) yesterday evening at exactly 6:25 (DMV closed at 6:30) and got grief from the guy behind the counter when he looked at my license. He (w/his 4 strands of hair brushed over his scalp w/pomade and his black thick rimmed glasses, short sleeved dress shirt and bow tie. He was hot but I had no time to line me up some back up lovers.) looked at me and inquired if I could have waited any longer and I said "Yes, I could have come tomorrow but I'm busy then so I figured I'd just go ahead and do it now". Fucker, I didn't come to the DMV to listen to some lip from Erkel McSmartAss. He lightened up some when I told him to stop talking to me because he was making me forget all my Driving In VA facts that I was repeating in my head in preparation for the test. He saw the darker, damp areas under my pits too and rea...

I'd say mine are pretty strong. Some would say I'm stubborn. If so, then there's worse flaws to have in my opinion. Once I form opinions, they are pretty deeply ingrained and they are fiercly posted as reminders all over my mind. If there's a good reason to get over them, then I mull it over and sometimes let them loosen some but if it's just through someone else's opinion that I get grief for them, they hold even stronger in me. I wish I knew how to lighten up about my convictions but sometimes I think it's for the best because I don't like waivering back and forth. I think that shows self doubt and that bothers me. I'm not perfect. I'm not the sweetest, most forgiving person around but this is me in all my glory, for better or for worse. There are worse flaws to have in my opinion.

Damnit Harms, that blog you sent me to, got me all hot and bothered and empowered. I immediately went to compose an email to Lu: "Starving. Need my fix, please oblige. yours for the taking, Clussy" Think that will get my point across. Hmm... Till he gets home, I at least have 2 new movies to watch. heh. I'm too much for me even sometimes. Poor Lu.

In response to my note earlier of : "Okie, off to study for DMV test. It's legal to have sex in your car in a parking lot as long as it's missionary style, right? I think so... " Mikey says: "Good luck with your driver's test. And yes, sex is okay while driving... as long as you use a condom. Safe sex = safe driving. Mike" Another lesson for the day kiddos.

can·tan·ker·ous ( P ) Pronunciation Key (k n-t ng k r- s) adj. Ill-tempered and quarrelsome; disagreeable: disliked her cantankerous landlord. Difficult to handle: “had to use liquid helium, which is supercold, costly and cantankerous” (Boston Globe). [Perhaps from Middle English contek , dissension (influenced by such words as rancorous , and cankerous ), from Anglo-Norman contec , possibly from Latin cont ctus , past participle of contingere , to touch . See contact .] can·tan ker·ous·ly adv. can·tan ker·ous·ness n.

The Devil's daughter is getting married... A sort of Spanish folklore saying for when it rains while the sun's out. Ever since I first heard this saying, I've happily thought about it each time it's been raining while the sun was out. It tickles me to think that in all seriousness, some old skool Indian Latinos looked up at the sun that shone while it was raining and eerily thought that it is an evil celebration. So then, this begs to ask, am I evil to enjoy it?

This is me, being content. Not ecstatic, not giddy, just OK w/everything. Not a partic good pic but a simple one. Don't ask why, I just felt like it. BTW, no matter what, my left eye always will be significantly bigger than my right one so look me in the eye (pref. the right one please) when I'm talking to you. Thank you.

It hurts when I cross my eyes like this. So I stopped after I took the pic. Brilliant, I know.

Just cuz.

I love it. "INNER PEACE ANYONE? (CHANGE OF PACE...) I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use a little more calmness in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished." So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Bristol Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel." I'm going to go finish off some things that I've started and haven't finished so I can continue my streak of inner peace for the day... Someone just called the...

I realize that sounds nuts but when I hear sounds, they stimulate me, otherwise, I'm left to be in my head where I don't always make perfect sense to myself. The thunder outside has been the most amazing, intense and loud thunder I think I've ever heard and it feels like I'm that much closer to the actual storm. It's booming right above 25494 Upper Clubhouse Dr. I'm telling you, the actual storm just swirled above the house. Ok, well, it felt like it and I loved it. Very ironic considering it was just so quiet and I was sitting here thinking about how incredible my life is at this very moment. It's like a little reminder to not be so content with 'just enough to make me happy' and to maybe get up off my ass and keep plowing forward w/more ambition and determination. Fine, I'll give that more thought and focus but for now, I'm savoring this moment of peaceful bliss in my life. All is well at this particular moment in my day/week/month/y...

You know I have such highs and lows. Well, I'm on a high. Everything's where it should be (except my ever incorrect weight but that's just the story of my life and can no longer be considered a valid issue in all seriousness) and peace is surrounding me. Lu's being a complete angel and has been for a while now (though if he did some laundry tonight I may think my day's even better than I thought possible, heh) My finances are miraculously fixing themselves I have a bain de soleil looking tan that's making me feel so damn good (even though it could spark melanoma if I don't be careful...) The house is still coming along w/more changes and added touches that are highly pleasing to me Mas is being a ray of sunshine and about to leave for a vacation to Bolivia in a couple weeks so she's on even more of a high than normal . My Jemmy pie came over last night even though I know how out of character that was for him to participate i...

wowsas.

This man rocks my world. And I don't usually dig on blondes. Becks is different. He's deeper. Or should be...

Holy smokes. I Love the lack of inhibition though w/his wanker tucked in like that, he looks kinda freaky though, doesn't he? Me likey the freaky though.

That's about as passionate as Jems slamming me against wall in fit of heterosexuality. Not buying it. Jems, are you? You love you some Joey Potter, don't ya?

I don't like Cabbage Patch kids either. Ugly as sin.

Really gotta find me some talent to wax my brows like so and keep it real.

No explanation needed.

Damn I'm hungry.

Love it.

The Aisle set up. I love it. I told the planner lady that this is no doubt what I want.

Here's the table set up for reception... pretty. Likey.

And I want these Lilies w/orange and yellow tied in for the bouquet. Love it...

This is really pretty too though... There goes the 'no doubt', huh?

OMG, is that her nipple?? WTF? This is going to be a whole media circus now, like the Janet Jackson nip shot! I'm shocked and appalled! She's just not the lady I thought she was. Yet another disappointment this year...

You're right Harms, that was awesome last night. As usual though, I go into hostess mode cuz (before you start knocking me and saying I didn't NEED to) this person asks for a drink, this person wants to know where the napkins are, where's the rice, can I have a refill, can I have a plate to put the grill food on, stop here, stop there... I'm telling you, it's innevitable. You can't invite all these people over and be all "Sorrrrrrrrrehhhhhhhhh, I quit so git yo own shit and leave me the f alone!". When Lu finally got there, I held him for dear life and he whispered that for next Saturday's BBQ, he would slip me some sedatives. I'm cool w/that. In fact, hook me up damnit! Now then, aside from the fussing around, it was awesome. So many smiles and the laughter and seeing everyone have different conversations here and there and my sofas made it through the night w/no suspicious discolorations. phew! Good times for all. Jems, I was SO pleasan...

Oh, and the 2 Mamas finally meet after 11 years. Wow, didn't realize Maxine's lipstick was so bright. Love it!

and of course, I have to post a pic of me with my devil angel love. How can you not love this face (his of course)? That be my kin. Kin you refill my drink please?

And the Mama and Papa to be demonstrate how to make the babies. I usually keep my eyes closed when I lick...

We are starting a cult of cake snorters. It's a high like no other. Feels better even than snorting chlorine up your nose.

Jems, you're so hot for me. I have documented evidence now. You were so trying to hump you some Clussy. I was down baby. I must get you drunky more often. [wink][wink]

Dem's lots of people. Can you spot the non-minorities in the picture? It's a tough one...

Look, Jems is about to be lost in a deep valley of bosom heavan

First of all, Happy Birthday my blinding ray of sunshine. You are an amazing soul and one of the most beautiful individuals I've come across in my life. You deserve a lot and I hope you never stop demanding it from those who you choose to have in your life. Expect the best, not mediocre. Wow, got tons of sun this weekend, being at the pool both Saturday and Sunday. It's funny though because I've been having Lyly be Miss Luan Pham (heh) and I'm obviously using my own pass for me so I think they think we're life partners now because of the affection and seeing that we both supposedly live together (the pool passes have our address showing) and since most everyone who lives in our neighborhood are families and yuppie types, they expect that we're 'together'. I would be going on about how the miracle of artificial insemination was going to finally bring us our bundle of joy as I rubbed sunscreen on her back. Fun for the whole family... heh. I think th...

So on my way in to work this morning, I am putting a few drops of my new Peach Melba fragrance oil into my car freshener and I couldn't get the drops out so I was shaking the bottle to get the drops out and then , a couple drops spill in the crotch area of my pants. So now when I cross my legs or, er, heat is radiated from my lap, I smell like a Georgia Peach. Ahh... I told you there's nothing but sweetness down there. HAHAHAHA! Right, so anywho, I'm having girls slumber party tonight for the 2 sets of twins and my boss's daughter tonight. We're ordering pizza (all I can afford actually till next Friday), renting movies, painting our nails and well, being girls. Should be fun. Then we're off to the pool tomorrow to lay out. Hmm, they may want to play in the pool though, huh? BBQ'ed w/Danny yesterday after the Real Estate appraisor came (loved her, she loved me and the value of my house has now gone up a full 100K in 10 months, yee haw!). Danny and I ate goo...

Kitty 69 baby!!! bow chi ca bow bow....

Asked Ty to smile but she said something about her retinas being burnt by too much flash this past weekend. Whatever that means...

Baby Simba want chicken. He want chicken now! He's putting on cute lil beggar face. Harms was a suckaaaaaaaaa and bought it. tisk tisk.

Here's Simba getting all uppety on me, acting like I'm a paparazzi or something. Good 'fierce' look though, Lu would be proud.

Someone loves her Mommy. Hobo kitten is enamored w/her Harmsicle.

Shared a drink w/Simba last night, got to know eachother. He can throw down some drinks for a small guy.